Recent Game Reviews
Zombie Hole
Rated 1.5 / 5 stars July 15, 2008
Not a good attempt
Screen was way too dark, to the point where I couldn't even see where I was going. I want to be able to reload when I want to, and the shaking screen every time I shoot made me dizzy. Also, the character dialog could use some work, as it had poor grammar.
Epsilon
Rated 5 / 5 stars June 12, 2008
Not really my thing
But an amazing game nonetheless. Interesting and with a fun theme, I can't help but give this a 10 despite the fact that it's not my type of game at all.
Ignite people on Fire
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars May 24, 2008
A rare 5 from a Dark aura
I have insanely high expectations for games, let me tell you. I have turned my nose up on the likes of Call of Duty 4, the latest Rainbow 6, and Half-Life 2. Yet this game right here is more fun than all three of those games combined. It's simple, yet brilliant. It's addicting and amazing.
I gave a 5 because I could find no reason not to. 9/10 on the stars because i want a bit of length and variety to the levels. Keep this up, dude.
Recent Audio Reviews
Shiny New Paint
Rated 4 / 5 stars February 6, 2008
This reminded me of a Mario remix
That one part sounds like the "going through the pipe" sound from Mario. I typed the title of my review while trying to figure out what I would use this song in, or what I would listen to it while doing. I think, since it sounds like a mix of a fitness song and video game music...i would cook while playing it! I am a culinary student, and love to have a rhythm. It helps me focus wherever I am, but especially in the kitchen where my mind is a few hundred different places.
So, I will use your song to cook with, and I will give you a 4/5 (8/10) because the song is too long for my tastes, and there are parts i could do without (see 4:38). Thanks for an interesting song!
haha, yeah, the one lead is very "gamey" sounding indeed :) very "marioesque" I'm glad you have a place to apply my song too :D I'm the same way, i do much better when i have music playing (i intern in a biomedical lab in a hospital...can get boring) so i know what you mean.
I'm glad you liked it, and thanks for the positive review and vote :) The length of the song is partly due to me like having a lot of song to mix. So typically, when i'll make a song, and get to sneak it in a dj set (self-promotion ftw) i like it to be a little longer than average, so i can play with it much more. I don't see what's wrong with 4:38...unless it's a quality issue. due to the length of the song, i HAD (against my will) to reduce the quality drastically down to 112 kbps, instead of 192+kbps or whatever. so...
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 3 / 5 stars May 24, 2008
Not funny enough to justify its length
It was a lot of jokes regarding the idiocy of SH2. Yes, I know about the game. No, I did not play it, but i am extremely interested in the SH series to the point that I know the general stories of the games (I did play 1 + 4). I just...I don't see a lot of the humor in the flash. This seemed like an episode of "Tom Green does Silent Hill 2!" which we all know would suck. I gave 6 stars because the flash was well drawn and stayed consistent in style throughout, and because there were SOME funny jokes.
Rated 5 / 5 stars May 24, 2008
MOAR
Make another please. The annoying voices were almost annoying enough to justify a lower score, but within the context of the joke they were perfect. As it it, it's a hilarious piece. I just 5'd Set People On Fire 2 and now this. Both entries are proof that you don't need huge production values to be utterly awesome.
Rated 3 / 5 stars April 26, 2008
Gimmicks do not good movies make
Alright, so it was a pretty good movie. Pretty good. But the whole "control the camera" aspect felt more like a gimmick than anything useful. It distracted from the fight. And the stick fight itself wasn't all that great. It was too short and did not have nearly enough action.
Also, the camera moving around at random like someone in one of those gyroscope things really didn't help matters.
I give a 6 that I feel is generous because the animation was well-done and the concept was sound, but the execution was extremely flawed.